Neverwhere

therealraewest:

wifightclub:

so I had to make a lamp for pottery and sculpture II so I worked on my project all day today and every time people looked at me weird bc they were expecting like a bedazzled lampshades or some shit and I’m not about that so I got finished and went over to my teacher holding this huge motherfucker

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and everyone was just staring at me like “what the fuck is this thing??? what???” and then I plugged it in

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people fucking lost it

ALL HAIL THE GLOW CLOUD

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allabitofablur:

0-memento-mori-0:

glassbottledemon:

smartinis:

i remember until i was ten, i spelt ‘satin’ like ‘satan’ and i went to a christian school and they called my parents because i wrote ‘satan is soft like a bunny’ and they wanted the priest to talk to me

Satan is glad you appreciate the effort.

Satan uses Garnier Fructis to lock in moisture.

I JUST LOST MY SHIT

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lavender-ice:

on my way to the emergency room

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mortalityplays:

nocakeno:

drtanner-sfw:

bookoisseur:

alieandgeorgia:

Elvis the Siamese Will Not Be Ignored

Georgia’s nine year old Siamese cat, Elvis, does not stand for being ignored. This video is just a small glimpse of what goes on when Georgia tries to work from home.

omg bb

To be fair, that’s my response to being asked if I want a cookie, too.

LOOK AT HIS STUPID GOOFY TEETH.

hahaha, this is exactly how jasper acts when he wants attention (i.e. any time he’s indoors and awake). Even down to the little fangy grin.

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